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Penguin Swimming

Q: What do penguins sing on their birthdays?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Q: Why can't penguins fly?
A: Because they can't afford the plane ticket.

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost.

Q: How do penguins drink their whisky?
A: On the rocks.

Q: Who is a penguin's favourite pop star?
A: Seal.

Q: What do penguins drive?
A: Arcticulated lorries

Q: What do penguins wear on their heads?
A: Ice-caps

Q: How do a group of penguins make a decision?
A: Flipper coin.

Q: What is a penguin's favourite party game?
A: Sardines.

Q: How do penguins know when there's something wrong?
A: It smells a bit fishy.

Q: Where do penguins go to dance?A: The snow ball.

Q: What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
A: Iceberg lettuce.

Q: Who’s a penguin’s favourite aunt?
A: Aunt-Arctica.

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